Schlim-schloms

That awkward inbetween stage of liking someone where it’s more than a crush, but you also don’t want to go as far as using the “L” word.

I had schlim-schloms for them, but they didn’t feel the same way.

by Caaaaaaaaaaaarrrlll August 1, 2018

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Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 2, 2021

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Schlouse

German word for thumb. Can be used for penis cause there are very similar.

My schlouse is very big and thick and hard.

by Hellobuddymarty October 16, 2011

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When a guy shoves a twinkie up a girl's asshole and then ejaculates on it. Afterwards, he gets another girl to eat the twinkie out of the other girl's asshole while on a schoolbus. The girl with the twinkie up her asshole then proceeds to finger her asshole and then eat the sperm and twinkie from her fingers.

Example:

Kid: Wanna get a dirty schoolbus?
Girl with tight asshole: Hell yeah! I love twinkies up my asshole!

by Average Kid December 8, 2016

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by Human kite November 29, 2019

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Schoolbus

Street name for the yellow, 2 mg version of the benzodiazepine, Alprazolam (Xanax). This drug typically gives the sensation of being extremely relaxed, mildly groggy, and very chilled out. 2 mg is typically a very high recreational dose, so these pills are, at times, split in half. Tolerance to this drug can garner very quickly, making Alprazolam and other benzodiazepines addicting. Mixing this drug with alcohol can lead to death.

“Why did Jeremy looked so droopy during the math test?”
“Ah, well he popped a Schoolbus prior to the test...”

by Yalikelaz March 31, 2019

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