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schmagma 

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?
Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.
schmagma by Jeff January 11, 2004

Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.
Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

schlagman 

A person who acts incredibly stupid or acts like a jerk
Don't be such a schlagman.
schlagman by nett1es January 15, 2012

schlawgalawgadingdong 

Another word for “bro.”
“Schlawgalawgadingdong’s bad at blade ball!”

schlamastic 

A female's chest.
"Damn dude, that chick has nice schlamastic."
schlamastic by jaster May 12, 2004

schawrma chameleon 

A guy that can sway and charm and blend in in any situation any enviroment and any women that he pleases...
Bill; so how was LA?
Jake; man i was like a schawrma chamelon all up on that bitch...
schawrma chameleon by Jake_69ld March 18, 2005