shitnel

When you have an explosive shit that leaves residue on the inside and under seat of the toilet.

Dude 1 "Man I'm not usin' that basin, there's shitnel everywhere."
Dude 2 "Yeah, what went off in there?"

by Jacoola April 17, 2009

Shitzelsticks

the awesomest exclamation ever

HOLY SHITZELSTICKS!!!!

by al3xsoccer1 November 26, 2010

Schnitzel Pixels

A foodie term for "dick pics".

"After you finish those balsamic short ribs, why don't you text me some schnitzel pixels..."

by Poultron May 1, 2014

Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018

Krusty schnitzel

The hottest youtube channel out there, it is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement. Watching a Krusty schnitzel video will give you a massive peen and cure all of your sadness.

Person 1: WOW that's one massive peen you've got my good man!
Person 2: thanks! I've been watching Krusty schnitzel, you better subscribe!
Person 1: I sure will!

by bigmanOwO666 June 4, 2019

Nichole's Famous Schnitzel

A series of sexual acts so depraved that it cannot be read without causing permanent psychological damage.

Tom is still recovering from Nichole's Famous Schnitzel.

by IggyTheGreat July 21, 2014

schnitzel fritz

When someone is passed out, removing underwear, inserting hot dog up anus, then replacing underwear/pants.

Kyle was so drunk, he didn't even twitch when we schnitzel fritz'd his ass!

by kungfoojedi July 10, 2015