schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

Schlinger

The currency used by The Sock Goblin and all sock goblins alike. The currency is mainly used in the trade of socks and other sock related commodities.

One sock goblin to another - "Schmickity schmock Goblor you owe me 500 schlingers for the socks you stole last week!"

by Capernicus The Troll November 28, 2018

Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

by Norton February 17, 2005

Curt Schilling

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.

LIKE OMGZZ!!!! CURT SCHILLING WON US THE WORLD SERIESSS!!!!!11!!

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.

by goyankees April 10, 2005

schillin'

derivitave of "chillin"
Comes from the baseball pitcher Curt Schilling.
Used when in a time when everything is going right. Much like when Curt Schilling pitches.

What you doing?
Man, I'm Schillin'!

by Playa Duke October 20, 2004

Schirtzinger

A Schirtzinger is a wonderful person who has the character of an angel, and happen to be extremly good looking. Although some may have horrible tempers with short fuses, they generally keep thier cool. They have a very big sense of humor, they will make you laugh til you can't anymore. They are loyal, trustworthy and and genuine. They love to love and be loved. Also, they are extremly protective over the people and things they care about or love. Schirtzinger's are not to be messed with. But give em' a chance. They WILL suprise you.

Was she a Schirtzinger?

by B-3@Zi July 29, 2011

Liam Schillinger

Biggest fucking cunt there is

Look it’s liam Schillinger, whatta bitch

by Jack buckwheats October 21, 2018