terry schiavo 

When someone is passed out drunk and is in a vegetable state of mind they are terry schiavoed. It should be the goal of all drinkers to get schiavoed at the end of the night.

Friend got very drunk, blacks out, not moving even when he is kicked, he can only mumble like terry schiavo.

terry schiavo by heraldo shawx April 30, 2006

Terri Schiavo 

The biggest political issue to hit Florida since Elian Gonzalez.

These Jesus freaks and politicians refuse to realize that.

1. Her brains are mush.
2. She’s never going to have a life.
3. People stop eating days before they die.

Terri Schiavo by Dr. Mengele March 22, 2005

Terri Schiavo 

15 years in a persistant vegatative state is not life. Having no capacity for thought, she has lost her humanity and become little more then another political issue that Bush and the federal courts should stay out of, but stick their greasy fingers into anyway.

People seem to be poiting the finger at Michael Schiavo, blaming him for continuing his life while his wife rots in a hospital. The fact of the matter is that Michael Schiavo has power of attorney under the law, something all the conservative, pro-life morons in the world dont seem to realize. What that means is that he DOES have every right to decide what to do with his wife. The man still has a life to live and is fully entitled to the insurance on his wife, which is why her parents are trying so hard to get him to divorce her. Once that is done, he loses any rights he would have had to the money, which would then go to the parents. It is because of the greed of the parents that this issue has gone on so long. Why else would they want to keep a vegetable alive for 15 years, especially after every doctor to walk into the room has told them that she has virtually no brain activity and no chance for recovery?

Michael Schiavo 1, Schindlers 0

Terri Schiavo by Vegetable March 23, 2005

Schiavo (ed) 

To get so incredibly drunk that you're in a vegetation like stage, and have no ability to function.

Person A: Dude, I just failed my Accounting test.
Person B: Same-sies.
Person A: I have a half gallon in my room, fuck it, lets get Schiavo (ed) tonight.

Schiavo (ed) by Fuck the Huskies January 5, 2008

Schiavo 

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"

Schiavo by Chris April 10, 2005

schiavo 

(verb) to have the appearance or act as if you are in a constant vegetative state. lack of movement or enthusiasm.

"man, my class totally schivoed through that discussion of hamlet."

schiavo by Winston Peril April 5, 2005

terri schiavo kiss 

well its pretty much the same thing as a butterfly kiss.When you rapidly blink your eye next to someone's cheek (or any place else) which makes your eyelash brush up and down against their skin.

it was named after the late terri schiavo, brain-damaged woman that sparked debate in the right to live movement. She was notably only able to blink after 15 years on life support.

" oh snap, i just gave her a terri shiavo kiss"

terri schiavo kiss by xsolipsistx April 17, 2005