things yu yurself can do, and most likely do do, that will make yu scene!
here are some things that make up, SCENE KIDS
- saying yu are bi or gay when yu really aren't
- having about a thousand pictures on yur website of boys making out..."emo" boys.
- having more than 50 friend on myspace
- listing everything, with little hearts in front <3
- trying to be random AKA "i like skittles & cows"
- being 15 and acting like yu have gotten over some serious serious issue AKA cutting, depression, etc.
- pictures of yurself wearing excessive eye makeup, having yur horribly over-dyed hair over one of yur eyes, looking at the floor, putting the camera up as high as yu can reach over yur head so yur feet look like ants and yur head looks huge, cleavage shots from above where yu can pretty much only see the top of yur hair and yur tits, making it so it looks like yu just have en eye-hole cut in yur hair, brushing yur hair intentionally over yur face, having yur mouth hanging wide open in a gasp of "suprise", putting yur face to the floor and making a heart with yur fingers, taking pictures of yurself in yur bathroom mirror, prefferably where yu can see yur sink and possibly toilet, wearing the tightest clothes yu could find striaght out of the dryer so they're even tighter, and having every picture yu have of yurself look almost exactly identacle.
- living in Denmark
- pretending yu live in Denmark or some other part of th UK.
- having yur list of favorite music look like yu took a list of bands off of google and pasted it into yur web page. alphebetically.
- having pictures of people with half their face showing and a giant paper sign that says "i<3yulykewoah" or something equally ridiculous.
- using the word rad
- calling anyone, even people yu have never met, love, darling, sweety, doll, hun, babe, etc.
- wearing the merchandise of bands yu have never actually heard, or don't really like but want to, because it would make yu seem interesting.
- hanging out at the local mall with no purpose but to stand around with yur other scene loser friends and look at each other's pants, not even wondering how they have managed to squeeze their penises into them. i know i wonder.
-having anything that says, or writing anywhere, that music is yur significant other or music is yur religion.
-having really tiny backpacks or purses that yu can't fit anything into, and are adorned with pictures of Teen Titans, Dora the Explorer, Spongebob, Care Bears, My Little Pony, The Incredibles, etc. any recent kids show or movie. same goes for t-shirts.
- owning absolutely nothing that is actually VINTAGE, yet they want everyone to think they bought their clothes at value village. when we all know yu just went to hot topic or got yur mommy to buy yu it offline.
- calling yur friends yur mates, yur chavs, yur lovers, yur dino - "insert name here", etc.
- having yur screen name or wesite name "insert yur name here! at the disco" aka shauna! at the disco.
- telling everyone how much yu love to colour, eat candy & drink soda, and other childish pasttimes.
- telling everyone yu are madly in love and then breaking up a week later.
- makeing out with yur friends at parties for attention.
- taking pictures of yurself making a face like yu are about to throw up, have recently thrown up, or are gagging on something.
- making a face like yu just sneezed or have a rather itchy nose.
- talking like yu are english when really yu are just plain.
here are some things that make up, SCENE KIDS
- saying yu are bi or gay when yu really aren't
- having about a thousand pictures on yur website of boys making out..."emo" boys.
- having more than 50 friend on myspace
- listing everything, with little hearts in front <3
- trying to be random AKA "i like skittles & cows"
- being 15 and acting like yu have gotten over some serious serious issue AKA cutting, depression, etc.
- pictures of yurself wearing excessive eye makeup, having yur horribly over-dyed hair over one of yur eyes, looking at the floor, putting the camera up as high as yu can reach over yur head so yur feet look like ants and yur head looks huge, cleavage shots from above where yu can pretty much only see the top of yur hair and yur tits, making it so it looks like yu just have en eye-hole cut in yur hair, brushing yur hair intentionally over yur face, having yur mouth hanging wide open in a gasp of "suprise", putting yur face to the floor and making a heart with yur fingers, taking pictures of yurself in yur bathroom mirror, prefferably where yu can see yur sink and possibly toilet, wearing the tightest clothes yu could find striaght out of the dryer so they're even tighter, and having every picture yu have of yurself look almost exactly identacle.
- living in Denmark
- pretending yu live in Denmark or some other part of th UK.
- having yur list of favorite music look like yu took a list of bands off of google and pasted it into yur web page. alphebetically.
- having pictures of people with half their face showing and a giant paper sign that says "i<3yulykewoah" or something equally ridiculous.
- using the word rad
- calling anyone, even people yu have never met, love, darling, sweety, doll, hun, babe, etc.
- wearing the merchandise of bands yu have never actually heard, or don't really like but want to, because it would make yu seem interesting.
- hanging out at the local mall with no purpose but to stand around with yur other scene loser friends and look at each other's pants, not even wondering how they have managed to squeeze their penises into them. i know i wonder.
-having anything that says, or writing anywhere, that music is yur significant other or music is yur religion.
-having really tiny backpacks or purses that yu can't fit anything into, and are adorned with pictures of Teen Titans, Dora the Explorer, Spongebob, Care Bears, My Little Pony, The Incredibles, etc. any recent kids show or movie. same goes for t-shirts.
- owning absolutely nothing that is actually VINTAGE, yet they want everyone to think they bought their clothes at value village. when we all know yu just went to hot topic or got yur mommy to buy yu it offline.
- calling yur friends yur mates, yur chavs, yur lovers, yur dino - "insert name here", etc.
- having yur screen name or wesite name "insert yur name here! at the disco" aka shauna! at the disco.
- telling everyone how much yu love to colour, eat candy & drink soda, and other childish pasttimes.
- telling everyone yu are madly in love and then breaking up a week later.
- makeing out with yur friends at parties for attention.
- taking pictures of yurself making a face like yu are about to throw up, have recently thrown up, or are gagging on something.
- making a face like yu just sneezed or have a rather itchy nose.
- talking like yu are english when really yu are just plain.
by AmberLee September 3, 2008
Get the Scene Kidsmug. basically...exactly what the "uneducated rant person" in the first definition said. not the person that wrote it, but the people he's condemning.
A scene kid is a person that does exactly what other scene kids are doing. They wear their makeup, grow their hair out so that it covers their face because they're so ashamed of their tortured upper middle class life. They cut themselves to Fear Before the March of Flames. They listen to songs such as "you ripped my heart out and made it bleed on the floor and now i'm going to cut my arms til they bleed black because mommy and daddy aren't rich enough to take away my suffering because they buy me ipods and expensive ass seven jeans because i'll cry and cut more if i don't get my way" Scene kids are generally ignorant and undereducated. Most try to pretend to be deep and perceptive, but in reality their deepest thoughts are how they're going to get all 5 colors of eyeshadow on their right eyelid.
A scene kid is a person that does exactly what other scene kids are doing. They wear their makeup, grow their hair out so that it covers their face because they're so ashamed of their tortured upper middle class life. They cut themselves to Fear Before the March of Flames. They listen to songs such as "you ripped my heart out and made it bleed on the floor and now i'm going to cut my arms til they bleed black because mommy and daddy aren't rich enough to take away my suffering because they buy me ipods and expensive ass seven jeans because i'll cry and cut more if i don't get my way" Scene kids are generally ignorant and undereducated. Most try to pretend to be deep and perceptive, but in reality their deepest thoughts are how they're going to get all 5 colors of eyeshadow on their right eyelid.
by Jeremiah Destruction January 30, 2007
Get the Scene Kidsmug. Well the first definition would be the fake scene kids that ruin the name of real scene kids.
They generally listen to hardcore music and crunk bands and wear band t-shirts they bought at hot topic and colorful skinny jeans.
They also have myspace names like Terrifying Tyler or Cory Chaos or Amazing Amanda, and they cut there hair as if a retarded monkey jerking off did it.
REAL SCENE KIDS.
Kids who go to local shows and support there scene they generally wear skinny jeans and band shirts but local band shirts that they bought at shows while talking with there favorite band that no ones ever heard of, these kids are way color then the fake myspace douche bags so don't be tricked and support your scene!
:
They generally listen to hardcore music and crunk bands and wear band t-shirts they bought at hot topic and colorful skinny jeans.
They also have myspace names like Terrifying Tyler or Cory Chaos or Amazing Amanda, and they cut there hair as if a retarded monkey jerking off did it.
REAL SCENE KIDS.
Kids who go to local shows and support there scene they generally wear skinny jeans and band shirts but local band shirts that they bought at shows while talking with there favorite band that no ones ever heard of, these kids are way color then the fake myspace douche bags so don't be tricked and support your scene!
:
Kyle:You see that fag with the pink highlights and the colorful jeans?
Andy:Yeah he added me last night on myspace.
he thinks hes a "scene kids"
fag.
Andy:Yeah he added me last night on myspace.
he thinks hes a "scene kids"
fag.
by andy_thill March 1, 2009
Get the Scene Kidsmug. Man#1: Dude, you're on fucking fire!!!
Man#2: No shit. All because some fucking scene kids with a bunch of fucking Xs in their names had to be able to let a family of bald eagles nest on their fucking heads!
Scene bitch: HAHA, I'm H@wT! LOLZ
Man#2: No shit. All because some fucking scene kids with a bunch of fucking Xs in their names had to be able to let a family of bald eagles nest on their fucking heads!
Scene bitch: HAHA, I'm H@wT! LOLZ
by seance December 31, 2008
Get the Scene Kidsmug. Ahem.
Alot of you think, that 'Scene' kids are fags and should be hated by society.
Real 'Scene' kids do NOT type like
"OHHHH EMM GEEEE DINOZZZ"
or
"OMFG TATS THE FUCKN SXE!"
Real 'Scene' kids actually hate when people type that way, I personally hate it, it makes you look uneducated and dumb.
Yes, 'Scene" kids are obsessed with dinos and Hello Kitty,
they love them actually,
for some insane reason.
But you like what you like for some insane reason, right?
Of course you do.
For example,
my sister likes sharks,
for some insane reason.
'Scene' kids do not max out their parents credit cards.
They shop in thrift stores, and I have to say that's pretty smart, thrift stores have very, very nice clothes for very, very cheap.
The clothes there are affordable.
'Scene' kids are very into poetry, art, and music.
Music is everything to a 'Scene' kid. It's their escape, I think.
They tend to wear tight clothes and alot of accesories when out of the house, yeah, but it's what they want to wear, let them wear it. I personally hate whenever a person makes fun of what someone is wearing, it's not your body, so it's not your decision what's on it.
They're not wierd,
they're themselves.
Oh and, they are usually Vegan or Vegitarian, that's why they're so skinny.
Alot of you think, that 'Scene' kids are fags and should be hated by society.
Real 'Scene' kids do NOT type like
"OHHHH EMM GEEEE DINOZZZ"
or
"OMFG TATS THE FUCKN SXE!"
Real 'Scene' kids actually hate when people type that way, I personally hate it, it makes you look uneducated and dumb.
Yes, 'Scene" kids are obsessed with dinos and Hello Kitty,
they love them actually,
for some insane reason.
But you like what you like for some insane reason, right?
Of course you do.
For example,
my sister likes sharks,
for some insane reason.
'Scene' kids do not max out their parents credit cards.
They shop in thrift stores, and I have to say that's pretty smart, thrift stores have very, very nice clothes for very, very cheap.
The clothes there are affordable.
'Scene' kids are very into poetry, art, and music.
Music is everything to a 'Scene' kid. It's their escape, I think.
They tend to wear tight clothes and alot of accesories when out of the house, yeah, but it's what they want to wear, let them wear it. I personally hate whenever a person makes fun of what someone is wearing, it's not your body, so it's not your decision what's on it.
They're not wierd,
they're themselves.
Oh and, they are usually Vegan or Vegitarian, that's why they're so skinny.
Fake Scene kids:
-
Fake poser scene girl: "OH EM GEEEE YOU GOING TO THE SHOW TONIGHT?!"
Fake poser scene boy: "HELLA YEAH WAT DO YA THINK!?"
Fake poser scene girl: "OMG I LOVE DINOS!"
Meanwhile...
Real scene girl: "Look at those fakes" *shakes head*
Real scene boy: "I know, it's pathetic, wanna get a smoothie?"
Real scene girl: "Well duh!"
-
Fake poser scene girl: "OH EM GEEEE YOU GOING TO THE SHOW TONIGHT?!"
Fake poser scene boy: "HELLA YEAH WAT DO YA THINK!?"
Fake poser scene girl: "OMG I LOVE DINOS!"
Meanwhile...
Real scene girl: "Look at those fakes" *shakes head*
Real scene boy: "I know, it's pathetic, wanna get a smoothie?"
Real scene girl: "Well duh!"
by 1234whocares November 12, 2009
Get the Scene Kidsmug. Scene kids can be COOL because their cool, nice, and know where the "scene is", but some are DUM BITCHFARTS, who are snotty, conceited, and tend to act stupid and "gangster".
(They could be the BIGGEST BITCHY WIGGAS ON EARTH. Talk about fucktards)
yea........especially in California, where they say "sup nigga"....iz like WTF bitchass...... SCENE KIDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE NIGGAZ..FREAKIN A!!!!! (unless their black, which i have only seen one black scene kid, but there are no black scene kids bc they just can't be).
(They could be the BIGGEST BITCHY WIGGAS ON EARTH. Talk about fucktards)
yea........especially in California, where they say "sup nigga"....iz like WTF bitchass...... SCENE KIDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE NIGGAZ..FREAKIN A!!!!! (unless their black, which i have only seen one black scene kid, but there are no black scene kids bc they just can't be).
Some Scene Kids are cool....some AREN'T.......and some of the cool scene kids i know aren't fucktards and act black, but they are scene. Also some scene kids think you know music huh!? ya i bet you know your own genre of music pretty well....hardcore, screamo, indie, etc. yea because so do I....but guess what.....SCENE KIDS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIP-HOP.......dumb bitches.......THE REAL SCENE KIDS I KNOW DO......usually the MAJORITY of "scene kids" sometimes listen to "MAINSTREAM RAP/HIP HOP"...it's like wtf...Thats like listening to mainstream so called "rock" or "emo" or w/e. scene kid bitches please, you will never know what REAL HIP HOP is.....and "Lil Jon" isn't real HIP HOP or INDIE......SO PLEASE SCENE KIDS, STICK WITH WHAT YOU LISTEN TOO, AND DON'T EVER AGAIN TRY TO ACT BLACK AND LISTEN TO "RAP/HIP-HOP" OCCASSIONALLY OR EVER. CAUSE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT TRUE HIP HOP IS.
stick with your gay indie hardcore shit and us "real" black people who know our real music will stick wit our indie hip-hop/ neo-soul/ etc.
stick with your gay indie hardcore shit and us "real" black people who know our real music will stick wit our indie hip-hop/ neo-soul/ etc.
by Stephan Williams August 5, 2007
Get the Scene Kidsmug. A band of happy fairy children,who's favourite past-time involves skipping round in as small circles. However, none of them would DREAM of skipping more than 3 times in the same direction, as the act of becoming dizzy, and therefore intoxicated, is a terrible offense. Also, they know that skipping 4 times round a circle the same direction would send them straight to the moon, and without the proper preparations and training, it can be exceedingly dangerous. Many sad deaths have been caused this way. It is this that has caused many seemingly harmless, happy Scene Kids to cross the border into Emoistica.
by I.Feel.Random. January 21, 2009
Get the Scene Kidsmug.