Croatian Catapult

The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.

Gave my self the Croatian Catapult last night, a treat superb.

by Lumpy44 August 28, 2022

Bulgarian Catapult

The act of cumming deep in a hoes throat and proceeding to punch her stiffly in the diaphragm. This causes the nut to shoot out of her mouth like the before mentioned catapult.

There was a spider on the ceiling so I Bulgarian catapulted her so I could encase it in cum!

by Whoocat April 13, 2023

The New England Catapult

When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.

Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.

by Vince Morgan January 1, 2019

The Welsh Catapult

Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.

"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."

by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017

Catapult Of Love

A Catapult Of Love is when a guy tries to impress his new girlfriend by using his erect penis to 'catapult' things about his bedroom.
While lying on his back the guy bends his penis backwards, loads a small object on his knob and then fires the object to the delight of his new shag.
Also known as a 'Bean Flipper'.

Bob was pleased when he managed to fire a small grape a considerable distance across his bedroom by using his Catapult Of Love.

by noahmurney November 17, 2009

Ethopian Catapult

The act of ejaculating into a black woman's ass while in the doggy style position.

Rufus was an expert at giving his hos the ethiopian catapult.

by duffman July 8, 2004

Chechen Catapult

When nearing completion of "69", the woman shall the sit up covering your face. Then with said woman sitting up you take your penis and bend it down as tho charging a catapult. When you are about to cum you let go of your penis in which it then flings cum onto said woman. The target would be her face. Your face is safe from all casualty due to her sitting on your face.

"hey man i banging your mom last night, then finished with a Chechen catapult.

by GOTfan69 May 29, 2013