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Cantering muh piece

Riding someone's piece , HARD. This could be in different degrees (levels) of intensity. Mounting, riding, trotting, galloping, CANTERING (most extreme).
"DAYUM, dat boi be cantering muh piece soo badly!! Tell him to jump da fuck off!"
by Ingrida January 27, 2006
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Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.
Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.
by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013
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smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006
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scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur
When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.
by Shannabeth February 24, 2011
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scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.
Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.
by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014
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scanbringer

Wanting to share a wealth of knoledge
Trigun wants to give me halo 2 OXM scans
by defeatelite October 22, 2004
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Swintering

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.
Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?
by MonkeyGod October 27, 2014
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