scandanavian yoyo

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

stanlandese

Refers to the languages spoken by the people in the region of Stanland, which includes Afganistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan

I traveled to Kyrgyzstan recently, but I had a hard time speaking to anyone because I didn't understand Stanlandese

by I do stuff sometimes May 7, 2018

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

Scandanubian

A person whose ancestors have orgins in Scandanavia and Lower Egypt.

Person 1: What ethnic background are you?

Person 2: I'm German.

Person 1: I'm Scandanubian.

by Aida. December 9, 2008

Scanalan

AKA: Scantron

1.A ginormous megga douche who sucks serious ass.. on a daily basis.

2.severely retarded individual with fake teeth.

3. "worse than my mom"

"Mrs. Whitcomb, stop acting like a fucking scanalan!"

by McJuana February 4, 2008

scandanavian shwam shwam

is when u merge through all lanes on the highway without checking ur blind spot

ahhh man i have to merge fast. just do a scandanavian shwam shwam

by tyrehd 2 June 26, 2010