No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009

sausage

sausage

friend: eat?
me: sausage

by Xonde April 19, 2019

to sausage

to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.

by Matomat January 27, 2019

sausaged

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 8, 2006

sausager

A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.

Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!

by P.R. September 25, 2007

sausage

A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male

Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass

by Cosmo August 3, 2003

sausage

A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.

I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?

by Slutlerandojob December 28, 2005