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throwback saturday

When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.
That picture was so good I had to post it for a throwback Saturday!
by Hbern23 June 17, 2016
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Sitting here till Saturday

1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.

2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."

Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017
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Sexual Saturday

A Saturday that is devoted entirely to having sex with ones spouse, mistress, typical street whore, or boy/girlfriend.
Omg Becky!!! Did you hear that Ben and Jenny totally had a Sexual Saturday last weekend!!!
by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016
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problem saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.
"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
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Nigger on Saturday Night

A person who wildly spends money that they just aquired. Once the money is spent he/she will likely be broke again for some period of time, typically one month when the next government check arrives. See also nigger rich.
Don't go spending all your money like a nigger on Saturday night.
by hotbuddha October 24, 2005
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saturday night palsy

a condition occuring when you have slept awkwardly and awake to find that a limb is with out feeling. Thus leaving you partly spastic. Especially the morning after a night when you get munted.
"Last night was huge, i woke up with a nasty case of saturday night palsy. I had to cheer myself up by giving myself a stranger."
by marcus_schmarcus June 22, 2006
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Saturday Morning Horny

End of work-week horny, where all a guy wants to do is wake up, shit, eat a big breakfast and sit around all day watching porn.
Kyle: Hey, you wanna go long boarding this Saturday?
Garrett: Fuck that dude, Ive been Saturday morning horny since Tuesday!
by TaAj88 October 31, 2011
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