Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

Sososexual

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.

Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."

by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.

They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.

by Maxecuter February 9, 2021

sabasexual

sabasexual people are people who are attracted to people with the name “saba”

hey i’m sabasexual

by hotgurlstiles July 7, 2021

Sawsexual

Someone that would have sex with anything.

He is sawsexual to a horse

by Frank Iero Simp January 6, 2021

Sarosexual

Sarosexual means being attracted to Mala Plava and her friends to the point where u define it as your sexuality.
Also sarosexual person can be suicide and depressed.

-omg there is sara
- she is so hot
-i coming out as sarosexual

by mačkica69 April 16, 2021