Sarge

noun;
An insult used to refer to someone when they are being; stubborn, short-tempered, and/or ignorant.

“You’re being a total fucking sarge right now, bro..”

“I am NOT short-tempered, dude.”

by derkswus January 27, 2021

sarge donut

someone with the biggestt penis on earth.

that guys got a cock like sarge donut.

by TheOnlyHerbert January 5, 2022

Sarge

A self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickname chosen by a loser who wants to appear important or cool, despite the fact that they were never in the military and were never cool.

Person 1: That dick wants everyone to call him Sarge now.

Person 2: Yeah, what a loser! Nobody actually calls him that except some kids and a demented old man.

by PuppetFister February 18, 2023

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.

“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.

by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025

Big Sarge

A sergeant that is a bad ass. Takes names and kisses asses depending on if he's in trouble. Got his big sarge rank from sucking dick to move to the top.

Officer 1: Hey who's that in lieutenant’s office?
Officer 2: Oh that's Big Sarge

by Little officer April 18, 2025

Big Sarge

An old school Sergeant who is liked by his troops. Uses common sense and hates politics. Generally doesn't take any shit and protects his troops.

I love working for Big Sarge, he lets me do my job.

by Adam12-5505 July 19, 2025