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Sargasm
Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.
Sargasm
A physical reaction characterized by the involuntary spewing or release of bodily or other fluids from any body orifice triggered by hearing an extremely funny or shocking sarcastic comment or joke.
"Oh, my god! That comic tore that heckler apart. I think I peed a little!"
"Dude, you had a sargasm."
"Dude, you had a sargasm."
Sargasm by Doctor Deep September 23, 2011
Sargasm
1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.
2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-
2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-
Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?
John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?
Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.
John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?
Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.
SARGASM
I totally sargasmed when him and I were having sex.
sargasm
1. The increased release of endorphines and thus heightened amusement upon witnessing successful "trolling".
2. The mixture of hilarity and incredulousness experienced upon a person's obvious incomprehension of sarcasm when they respond to a sarcastic remark in all sincerity.
Modern usage:
Mostly adapts to a social situation, usually a conversation, in which multiple people inept at understanding sarcastic remarks or the true meaning behind feigned incomprehension (in continuous form: "trolling") take part without realizing they're being fooled for a longer period of time, no matter how ridiculous the foolers' comments may become.
2. The mixture of hilarity and incredulousness experienced upon a person's obvious incomprehension of sarcasm when they respond to a sarcastic remark in all sincerity.
Modern usage:
Mostly adapts to a social situation, usually a conversation, in which multiple people inept at understanding sarcastic remarks or the true meaning behind feigned incomprehension (in continuous form: "trolling") take part without realizing they're being fooled for a longer period of time, no matter how ridiculous the foolers' comments may become.
«Damn. Jenny totally didn't realize we were trolling her for hours last night in a Facebook discussion. I had a veritable sargasm.»
sargasm by strikedamic June 14, 2015