sargasm

To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man"
"..."
"What the FUCK was that?"
"...I need a towel..."

by GiantKillerRobots February 22, 2004

sargasm

The act of sarcasm during ones sexual peak

When tim fucked his girlfriend he used sargasm by saying "Ohhhhh my god this sucks, I hate cumming on your tits"

by MBHQ July 25, 2006

sargasm

To use sarcasm and orgasm at the same time.

"Oh yeah, that was the banging of a lifetime." "Is that what you call sargasm?" "Is that what you call sex? ZING!"

by $$$ February 22, 2004

sargasm

One who overuses sarcasm in a conversation, especially when its not funny anymore.

1: "Wow thats sooooo funny!"
2: "Geez stop having a fucking sargasm"
1: "Sorry MOM. Hahahaha!"
2: "I hope you die horribly."

by WhiteChika May 14, 2014

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 14, 2010

Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

by Muff Garbage October 19, 2010

Sargasmic

The act of showing sarcasm while also pretending to climax during sexual activity

Girl 1: "Hey so how was last night with Edward?"
Girl 2: "lets just say he wasnt able to sense my obvious Sargasmic attitude"

by DaddyLowdr December 11, 2016