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Sargasm

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.
He was so funny I had a sargasm.
by L Desi January 31, 2008
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Sargasm

Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.
Chick: I made you climax sooooo hard!
Dude: no you didn't, that was just a sargasm
by Nikoliah November 6, 2011
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Sargasm

The act of being sarcastic, while at the same time orgasming.
I'm so upset man, she sargasmed so hard last night.
by Puchow January 25, 2011
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Sargasm

A physical reaction characterized by the involuntary spewing or release of bodily or other fluids from any body orifice triggered by hearing an extremely funny or shocking sarcastic comment or joke.
"Oh, my god! That comic tore that heckler apart. I think I peed a little!"

"Dude, you had a sargasm."
by Doctor Deep September 23, 2011
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Sargasm

1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.

2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-
Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?

John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?

Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.
by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012
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SARGASM

To fake an orgasm to make the other person feel satisfied. orgasm scarcasticly.
I totally sargasmed when him and I were having sex.
by GQS March 9, 2015
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sargasm

1. The increased release of endorphines and thus heightened amusement upon witnessing successful "trolling".
2. The mixture of hilarity and incredulousness experienced upon a person's obvious incomprehension of sarcasm when they respond to a sarcastic remark in all sincerity.

Modern usage:
Mostly adapts to a social situation, usually a conversation, in which multiple people inept at understanding sarcastic remarks or the true meaning behind feigned incomprehension (in continuous form: "trolling") take part without realizing they're being fooled for a longer period of time, no matter how ridiculous the foolers' comments may become.
«Damn. Jenny totally didn't realize we were trolling her for hours last night in a Facebook discussion. I had a veritable sargasm.»
by strikedamic June 14, 2015
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