The official sexuality of 'Chivalrous Gentlemen' (see neckbeard and nice guy syndrome), meaning an attraction to individuals (almost always of the
opposite sex, and almost always conventionally attractive) with high
intelligence (prime signifiers are interests in: Doctor Who, MLP, fedoras, and Japanese entertainment, etc. and rarely practical measures such as IQ, college education, or
independence). Sapiosexuals take unhealthy interest in sexualizing children's cartoons, stalking women, and MRA Activism. Due to their luck, or lack thereof, in courting, they frequently blame society for sexual inactivity.
Sapiosexual Subject: Your boyfriend is a total jerk-off
Desirable Subject: Who are you?
Sapiosexual Subject: He only likes you for your looks
Desirable Subject: We have a deep emotional connection to each other!
Sapiosexual Subject: He clearly doesn't
understand you, he bought you a Star Wars mug even though you wear a Star Trek shirt all the time!
Desirable Subject: What are you trying to prove here, I'm already happy with my current
relationship
Sapiosexual Subject:
Friendzoned Again™
Desirable Subject: You wish we were friends, I barely know you!
