Infomercial Sapiens

Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.

UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.

See also Infomercial People, Infomercial

Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.

by GorramYadda February 9, 2018

Extra-sapiens

A derogatory term used to define someone who thinks or act like he or she is more important than the rest of the people.

Tom: Hey bro, I haven’t heard from our friend Jimmy these days, where is he hiding at?
Andrew: Nah bro, I ain’t in talking terms with that dude these days, he has been acting extra-sapiens since hitting big in oil business.

by HakunaMatataKing March 11, 2018

geeko sapiens

Singular or plural noun. As for the word homo sapiens, a geeko sapiens is considered as a "wise geek", a white hat hacker and sometimes a gray hat hacker.

The notable example of the word usage is in the famous drawing of Nitrozac & Snaggy -

Geeko sapiens, talking to a classmate: Give me your lunch money or I'll hack into your homepage.

by Geeko Sapiens March 21, 2010

slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

by hwip July 16, 2011

Saphin

An NYC based singer, songwriter, performer best known for his character driven theatrical rock, and his collaboration with Earl Slick (of David Bowie, John Lennon) named, "The Eons". The live version of this band's lineup includes the some more members of Bowie's most recent touring band: Gail Ann Dorsey (bass) and Sterling Campbell (drums).

Just Saphinize it. Going to Saphinscape.

by Artimus Rex December 27, 2009

darth sapient

a JC mod (former admin) with no balls. after protesting that it was unfair to ask for his personal information, he gave in when he was threatned with demotion.

Darth Sapient grabbed his ankles for Philip Wise

by JCnerd March 23, 2004

bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.

Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!

by Orgetorix May 2, 2010