santasizing

Sexual fantasies about Santa Claus

When I hear jingle bells, i start santasizing about Santa's North "Pole".

by Shady McJew September 15, 2016

Saltatious

To be sassy or be a smart-ass

mrs. cordin is sooooo saltatious in class, i hate her

by ewlifesmh May 12, 2016

santaing

A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.

Hey Mr Nonce, stop santaing my kids

by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021

Santastic

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.

"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"

by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010

slantation

a "half" truth; a fib; a white lie

I told a slantation to my friend so she wouldn't look like a tramp.

by Emily Neill March 2, 2008

Sanitation

Noun: Someone who smells like ass and/ or is an ass.

Verb: Yo whats up. Used to start a conversation

Sam did not take a shower today and is stealing everyones food. He's being a real sanitation.

Tom: Sanitation
Bill: Hey dude wats up.

by vladison February 21, 2011

sanatize

Bring Sanity To Person or Process

I need to sanatize my work place

by John Cowell September 8, 2007