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Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.
by erferfin February 11, 2022
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Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas
Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause
by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018
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Santa Clause

when the chin of a woman is ejaculated upon, usually while being titi-fucked.The result is a chin so white it looks as if you've just had sex with Kris Kringle
I cant believe she let me give her a santa clause! Then she said ho ho ho!
by Dark Brotha May 1, 2006
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santa clause

a thing made up by parents so that their kids will idolize him and become fat and red and stupid. than when they find he's not real, they go into denial and eat even more and then blow up.
Mom:hey fatty, santa told me to tell you that the only way youll get your presents is if you eat a lot.
Fatty:mom im soo full though.
Mom:I SAID EAT YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!
Fatty:ok ok i'm sorrryy....BOOOOOM!!
Mom:HAhahaha WooHoo!
Father:Wow that was a bigger explosion than te last one.
Mom:Dum shits
by orange March 12, 2005
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santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.
"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P
by nicky0032 January 10, 2008
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santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.
"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."
by AliceBlack November 5, 2006
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Santa Clausing

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.
That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.
by The SC Victim May 19, 2011
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