An omniscient, all seeing being who rules over all living creatures including the underworld. Sandwich's mere presence strikes fear into God himself. Sandwich is responsible for leading souls into the underworld and is best known for starting every single war in world history. Our only purpose in life is to count down the days until the day of repentance to sandwich. We shall succumb to each and every single one of his desires.
by beningitus October 11, 2019
Get the Sandwichmug. When you park your car in a big, empty spot on the street only to return later and find that two different people parked very closely in front and back of you.
While not (always) impossible to get out of, they are usually very tricky.
While not (always) impossible to get out of, they are usually very tricky.
by Gaaraofthedamned October 6, 2012
Get the Sandwiched inmug. I have two slices of bread, and in the middle of those I will put every ingredient in my kitchen on it. Slap the other piece of bread on the bitch and boom sandwich.
by Im_bored22 March 25, 2020
Get the Sandwichmug. by DatDog January 10, 2017
Get the sandwichedmug. "I want to go get a sandwich." "Ok let's go to whataburger" "No you dumbass I said sandwich" "Oh sorry you're right i'm a headass a burger is not a sandwich"
by thesandwichmankid April 12, 2017
Get the sandwichmug. The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.
Following day..
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.
Following day..
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.
by I AM MCLOVIN September 30, 2007
Get the sandwichmug. bitch, go make me a sandwich...
by repairman man man man January 24, 2011
Get the sandwichmug.