Sandwich

An omniscient, all seeing being who rules over all living creatures including the underworld. Sandwich's mere presence strikes fear into God himself. Sandwich is responsible for leading souls into the underworld and is best known for starting every single war in world history. Our only purpose in life is to count down the days until the day of repentance to sandwich. We shall succumb to each and every single one of his desires.

My favorite sandwich is a BLT!!! :)

by beningitus October 12, 2019

Sandwiched in

When you park your car in a big, empty spot on the street only to return later and find that two different people parked very closely in front and back of you.

While not (always) impossible to get out of, they are usually very tricky.

Ah great. I'm sandwiched in. I can't go anywhere until one of them pulls out.

by Gaaraofthedamned April 30, 2012

Sandwich :)

When you have the legs of someone super cute who you adore tangled in between your legs under the covers with the lights off

Boyfriend: gotta respect the sandwich :)
Girlfriend: haha I'm gonna take the piss

by Ted talks 101 November 10, 2019

sandwiched

Getting fucked from the front and the backed, in a squishing motion.

Yo, bitch got SANDWICHED at the club!

by DatDog January 10, 2017

sandwich

two slices of bread with deli meat (sliced thin) in between

"I want to go get a sandwich." "Ok let's go to whataburger" "No you dumbass I said sandwich" "Oh sorry you're right i'm a headass a burger is not a sandwich"

by thesandwichmankid April 12, 2017

sandwich

The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.

Following day..

Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.

by I AM MCLOVIN September 16, 2007

sandwich

something every women needs to know how to make

bitch, go make me a sandwich...

by repairman man man man January 23, 2011