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Darude Sandstorm 

Max: What song is that?
You: Darude Sandstorm

Siberian Sandstorm 

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it
While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.
Siberian Sandstorm by Khalid A. January 5, 2011

Miami Sandstorm

When you pack your butt with as much sand that can fit, then you fart as hard as you can, thus creating a Miami Sandstorm and leaves who ever is around smelling like Miami.
Athena- "Yo gurl i'm about to turn up and Miami Sandstorm you up in this piece" *Farts*
Jillian-"Dang gurl you jus covered me in sand and left me smellin' like Miami"

Insurgency Sandstorm 

The smash hit sequel to the game Insurgency 2014, where you get killed by 2 shots and you will get autism after a normal match.
Developed by New World Interactive and published by Focus Home Interactive. NWI is taking massive steps to ensure your game play experience is as shit as possible, with such well received updates from the fans as removing counterpart weapons for each faction from co-op to "distinguish factions" and straight up removing technicals for a while to "improve the pvp aspect".

Insurgency Sandstorm received critical acclaim for its realistic game play, level design, sound design, atmosphere, graphics and fluid animations, but was criticized for its technical issues and optimization, and some lamented the cancellation of the story campaign.

In other words, while its gotten a lot more optimized as of late, if you have a potato pc dont even fucking bother. Get insurgency 2014 - that shit can run on a goddamn macbook.
Russian boi:"CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAT"
Me: (clicks the quit button)" time to call a doctor"
Insurgency Sandstorm = Instant death
Insurgency Sandstorm by Kongjie December 12, 2020

Darude-Sandstorm 

A song composed by the Finnish composer, Darude in November 14,1999. People have made a meme out of it in which one would ask "What's the song name?" in the YouTube comment section.
What's the name of the song? Darude-Sandstorm.
Darude-Sandstorm by KyleTheChoux January 22, 2015

Wisconsin Sandstorm 

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.
Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!