texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

Egyptian Sandstorm

When you're tea-bagging your partner and you fart up their nose.

Even if he wanted to, Barry couldn't escape Ryan's Egyptian sandstorm.

by User202 January 11, 2017

Darude Sandstorm

A song that will make you gush out rivers through your genitals as it has the power to penetrate your soul and fill it with utter euphoric harmonies. It's basically the best song ever.

-Hey, what song should I use for Gregayahu's Bar Mitzvah?
-Dude you GOTTA use Darude Sandstorm! It'll make the whole place turn into a knocked up Lil Jon concert replica in 3.2 nanoseconds!

by Mirislav Klose July 6, 2014

arabian sandstorm

When someone is sleeping you put your balls in there eyes and fart in their mouth

hey dude joe sleeping, well give him an "arabian sandstorm."

by Dhl is gay September 30, 2008

Pakistani Sandstorm

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.

Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!

by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011

Sandton

Quite possibly the capital Area of the world. No, really. Think about it:

All continents were once Africa, which makes it the geological capital of the Earth.
South Africa is the closest to 1st world in Africa, making it the capital country of Africa.
Gauteng is the capital province of Africa.
Johannesburg is the capital of Gauteng.
Northern Johannesburg is the capital area of Jo'burg.
Sandton is the Capital area of Northern Johannesburg.

I, thus conclude, that Sandton is the capital of the world. And there r hot chix an nice houses too!!

I want to go to Sandton cuz of all the hot babes!
Sandton rox dude!
I'm a gay poorboy and I hate Sandton.
I'm normal / cool, so I'm on my way to Sandton!!!

by Sandton-Boy January 12, 2006

scandanavian sandstorm

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.

Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

by Timothy shanly June 18, 2011