Sandpaper

After a long day at the beach, in a place such as an all-inclusive resort, one often finds it quite difficult to remove all of the sand from the different crevaces of the human body.
This term is used to describe the rough and scratchy feeling when wiping one's bum after a long day at the beach.

"Man, I've got a serious case of sandpaper from the beach"

"Oh dear, the combination of burritos and sandpaper brought me to tears last night"

by Timmy Sanchez Da Third March 30, 2009

sandpaper bath

when you wake up at 2am with your cat giving your forehead a bath.

I couldn't sleep last night. My cat woke me up with a sandpaper bath.

by chargerjim August 21, 2009

Sandpaper dildo

Ouch!

sandpaper dildo

by syndicatedevil December 16, 2008

Sandeater

Someone who’s dumb enough to eat sand l.

“Dude has no common sense, he’s a sandeater.”

by Razak June 11, 2018

sandpaper kisses

When a kitty kisses you with his or her rough little tongue.

When my cat licks me, it feels like he's giving me sandpaper kisses.

by marcoda April 15, 2012

sandpaper moments

This is a special kit consisiting of various grades of sandpaper, and it is used to aid male masturbation. The sandpaper is wrapped around the shaft of the penis, and helps to eliminate the users hand from slipping off (especially useful at the point of climax).
Generally there are two types of kits that can be purchased, the standard, and deluxe.
These kits and techniques are common practise in certain areas of Hollywood, Birmingham.

"Shit man I knocked out a sandpaper moments this morning, that shit really fuckin ripped me up"

by A G S December 14, 2007

sandpaper

dry vagina,

that girl got some sandpaper

by kangoejoe October 26, 2003