Samul

A person that exists to be eaten often by cannibalists.

Cannibalist George: Yo man you got our samul for tonight?
Cannibalist Moe: Yessir ive got it we finna cook some nice food!

by Mr K 222 August 31, 2022

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019

samuri

A word written by one who cannot spell 'samurai'.

'Costume party was awesome. Jack went as a samuri and he had the sword and everything' - A Facebook update.

by Zaxuku August 14, 2011

American Samolia

A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.

American Samolia is still awfully neglected by the United Sporks

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

Samalicious

The term used to describe a woman who enjoys unusual pursuits such as doing the macarena in a cupboard or collecting large numbers of guinea pigs. To be samalicious requires much dedication and faith, one must believe to truely be samalicious.

I have a friend who i love to death, she is simply samalicious <3

by EmmaTheLemmur February 16, 2008