Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.

she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.

by ewokery October 21, 2009

samed

To copy/duplicate or confirm that two things are the same, in the past tense. Can also be used as a general acknowledgment.

"Did you get that report done?" ... "Yep, I looked at Lisa's and just samed it."

"Hey bro, I just watched that vid of Susan Boyle on youtube."... "Samed. Watched it two days ago."

"I love your mom's cooking."... "Samed."

by examancer April 22, 2009

Samed

To keep losing or being bad at something

He just got samed

by Romo323 February 7, 2019

Samnesia

When you can't remember what kind of sandwich you had the other day.

John: "Yeah man, I went to that new deli the other day."
Bob: "Oh yeah, what did you get?"
John: "I... I can't remember..."
Bob: "It's okay, man, samnesia afflics millions every year"

by the sideburns February 18, 2010

Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 18, 2010

baron samedi

A person on Gameranger who bosses people around trying to get attention. And if someone makes him mad he will verbally attack them behind their backs because he is a coward.

Baron Samedi: Get out of here you
Tuttle: God your character got old fast.
Tuttle: Im leaving i can't stand you.

later on: Baron Samedi: Tuttle is a turtle

by Sean Carmean December 13, 2008

Samwedge

To put a Sam (male/female)into the middle of 2 other people(sexual/ non sexual)

"Man I had a samwedge last night it was gross shes so nasty and the other guy got more then me!"

by OSSIM MAN587 May 13, 2009