Samir

He is a nice gentle boy who doesn't talk a lot. He is a friendly person, you might wish that he is your friend.

Samir, the new boy, became the most popular in the class.

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 22, 2018

Samir

Top G. Samir gets chicks and fucks bitches. Don't let your girl near a Samir, else they are gonna get 12 inches of horse cock

Have you seen Samir's horse cock?
I have, so have astronauts

by eatadickcunt#oaks November 6, 2022

Samir

GAY, samir is the gayest guy

that guy is samir

by samirisgayyyy October 16, 2019

Samir

The slang term for the sack that holds a mans testicles...

Dude, my samir is itching so bad right now, i think i caught your crabs.

by (====3 May 21, 2011

Samir

A lonely king
Looking for a Queenie

He has been searching for days.

That poor guy

Yeah he is a Samir.

by FroggieCCC September 27, 2018

Samir

To to describe the faggiest annoyances in the world; A noob or scrub

"Oh man my brother is being such a samir! He told on me for calling him a loser and now I'm grounded."

"That kid is such a samir at this game"

"Quit being a samir and stop crying!"

by Mike Croch December 14, 2008

Samir

a human, of male gender, that resides in a small no name town in jersey. has no friends, a small penis, loose asshole, and likes every guy he sees.

his middle name is flounder, and he likes chocolate cake and gay midget porn.
He's really into track, and thinks hes the best.
His last name is CarBoner

hes really cocky, but only cuz he gets one in his ass on a minutely basis. he has a small brain, and a big mouth.

attempts to flirt with girls to hide that hes gay... fails miserably

Samir Cardona is a flaming horny homosexual pirate

by Whoa man its ME October 18, 2008