claudio sanchez

Claudio Sanchez is the gorgeous & ridiculously talented lead singer/guitar player for the best band in the world, (progressive rock) Coheed and Cambria. Born March 12, 1978. He writes the story behind Coheed and Cambria and is not only an amazing wide-ranged vocalist, but an eloquent writer as well. People often take cheap shots at the beautiful Claudio by comparing him to a female, but it really doesn't matter because they're not the ones with 11003294328493's of fans.

"duhuhuh claudio sanchez sounds like a girl"
"why don't you try singing that high"
*snaps vocal cords and dies*
"fucking faggot. coheed forever."

by ambellina August 15, 2006

weak satchels

hurtin bags of bud
under a .7 for $20

homie 1 :"yo that shit mickey gave us was like a half a gram"
homie 2 : "yeh bro he got such weak satchels"

by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

pablo sanchez

One of the most popular kids in the Backyard Sports series, Pablo is also one of the best. He is mexican who appears to fluently speak only spanish, but on one of the Backyard Baseball games, using a cheat, he admits that he can speak English fluently as well.

I picked Pablo Sanchez as my goalie in Backyard Soccer.

by Chrisser August 23, 2006

Daddy Sanchez

A dude whos totally mexican and is a father. He often has a moustache that looks like pubes.

Dude, when i was 15 i was a Daddy Sanchez

by chefjordan January 27, 2008

Samaher

The name Samaher is orgeneted from the word "samhri" which means a solid spear. samaher is an Arabic female name that has an exceptionally beautiful meaning.

Samaher is a woman who is very strong, very solid, very firm, straight, moderate, steady and tough as a spear

Who is she?
Her name is samaher.

by Smaher December 2, 2020

cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.

'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'

by Dizzzavid February 13, 2015