Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010
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A very lucky amazing person that is beautifull,caring,funny great in bed and that has great taste in music and fashion
If your name begggggins with a ,D,E,A or J you might be her best frien (or have chances to be ) or a lover ( in love with her) she is smart but can loose her temper
she has a great body but can be shy about it
she has a coupple chubby figures (cute) and is embaressed
if you meet one u are lucky
dont let her out sight shes the coolest muvafucker ever
(she got a big as booty )
A very lucky amazing person that is beautifull,caring,funny great in bed and that has great taste in music and fashion
If your name begggggins with a ,D,E,A or J you might be her best frien (or have chances to be ) or a lover ( in love with her) she is smart but can loose her temper
she has a great body but can be shy about it
she has a coupple chubby figures (cute) and is embaressed
if you meet one u are lucky
dont let her out sight shes the coolest muvafucker ever
(she got a big as booty )
by raggyyyyy December 22, 2012
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Salomon is a unique, one of a kind human being. He is a strong, hardworking, and loyal individual who does whatever it takes to get shit done. He doesn't have a lot of friends, but the friends that he does have know he is loyal AF and will do anything for them. He is confident in himself and his own abilities. He doesn't give a shit what others think about him. He loves food and would rather eat a good meal than explore a new place. He loves to chill at home and watch sports and spend time with his family. He's very athletic (schools fools with a soccer ball) and is usually good at whatever he tries. If he doesn't know how to do something he figures it out. He's good with his hands. He loves his family and does whatever necessary to make sure they're protected and taken care of. He doesn't think he is book smart because he's not very good at math. But he's actually very intelligent and is a master problem solver. He is dedicated and committed to the things that matter most to him. He is usually pretty proud but will humble himself and eventually apologize when he knows he really was in the wrong. He can be scary to those who don't know him because of his rough exterior and lack of tact, but he is a good human with a good heart and is one of the most authentic people you will ever meet.
Why can't you just be a Salomon and get shit done?!
by salomonlover October 9, 2018
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A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.
by AmNow December 24, 2020
Get the salometer mug.When i fuck your arse so hard the gaping chasm left behind is large enough to be filled with water and used for Norwegian salmon farming that produces a slightly darker shade of fish.
After performing the Norwegian brown salmon on Matt's arse hole not even the women's world champion sewing team could repair the damage.
by Soupfly January 30, 2019
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Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day
Person 2: Yeah, I woke up and decided I would be yammin' in salmon for the day
by IcyC&MitchyD October 20, 2020
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Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..
More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..
Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..
More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..
Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..
But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016
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