Salem

A nice town in central Massachusetts with a bustling tourist trade. Site of trials (and executions) in Salem Witch Hysteria. Interesting note: the actual hysteria took place a bit northwards, in what is now Danvers. They're not proud.

Wow, this is a nice little place after all! Might want to settle down.

by Pat-rot January 26, 2004

Salem

Being The Absolute best at everything you do esepcially skateboarding and filming

Wow that kid can shred and film totally salem.

by David Murray and Mike Doucet May 14, 2008

Salem

a city in the state Oregon. Also where 20 people where killed in the state Mass. around the 1800's. Another defenition is when a guy makes a cream pie in the girls ass.

Damn, did you see him do a salem to her.

by blueberry yum yum! February 11, 2005

Salem

A retarded fucking cat

Salem you fucking retard

by Nick Valentin June 27, 2019

salem

a male bitch whipped by a female

Chan is a salem and muffintop got him on lockdown.

by grampa smurf March 27, 2008

salem

A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".

Look at Salem over there, damn he smells from here.

Dude your street looks bad because all because of salem's lot over there

by clapback September 24, 2004

salem

Fat Physics teacher who wears boots called slanters, its the S. Hes so fat his shoes collapsed like like the little piggy's house that was mad out of straw. His dad and mom are also fat. his pops fell while walking accross ice but still managed to save his mickie d's.

He looks like Salme,only hes not fat or ugly and he's not a women

by jerryblank April 28, 2005