Santa's Sleigh

The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.

"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."

by Commy Dickhead August 18, 2008

Nantucket Sleighride

Originally named for the act of harpooning a whale and being pulled by the harpoon line until the whale dies, the line breaks, or the boat sinks, the Nantucket Sleighride is a sexual experience where you have your pecker stuck in a woman bigger than you and she drags you around the room trying to break free.

I was plowing this huge woman and my cock became stuck in her ass, so she gave me a Nantucket Sleighride trying to get it out..

by Hoosier Poet February 16, 2020

nantucket sleighride

The act of knocking a woman out during intercourse with a sharp blow to the head, positioning her belly-down at the top of a staircase, and then while sitting atop her back, riding her limp body down the stairs. This act is performed much in the same way a sled is ridden down a snow-covered hill. Steering is accomplished by bringing the arms up behind the back; pulling on the left arm turns the sleigh left, and vice-versa for pulling on the right. This act is almost guaranteed to be good fun for at least one person.

"Why is Mary's entire face in a cast?"
"Ohh, Ted gave her the old nantucket sleighride."
"....oh, what fun."

by Matt V. (conceived by Gerald Kagan) November 30, 2006

Massachusetts Sleigh Ride

A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.

Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?

by FyoCuK September 28, 2010

Sleigh ride

When you give someone a handjob while wearing bangles.

"What was that sound I heard last night?"
"Oh it was some bitch giving me a sleigh ride."

by I mean yeah September 5, 2011

biddeford sleigh ride

For a couple to be engaging in intercourse in the back of a vehicle (preferably a truck) and be driven around by some one else.

I can't believe dr. ken gave those two a biddeford sleigh ride

by keblin porn August 1, 2008

Mexican Sleigh Ride

When one or more guys gives a girl a roofie. Takes all of her clothes off and drives her around town in the bed of a pickup. Then leave her at a Taco Bell.

I gave Miranda a Mexican Sleigh Ride then ordered a cheesy gordita crunch wrap supreme.

by Beloit810trip April 3, 2009