Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

by Yonasu October 11, 2008

homo sapiens

The species that modern humans belong to

I'm a homo; homo sapien!

by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

Safin

Is the coolest, most attractive and erotic man you'll ever meet, his name starts with an S because he possesses the 3 S's - Sexy, Smart and Sweet, he's most likely to be 6'0" or taller, also can be very famous, a real man who's committed to loving and respecting women. Some people usually call him "SaFINE" for looking hella fine, or "SaFACT" for being honest, he can melt anyone with his fabulous smile, everyone needs Safin in their life.

boy 1: "dude last night we had a good party until Safin showed up"
boy 2: "lol what happened?"
boy 1: "man stole the light, all the girls we..."
boy 2: "oh I get it bro, it happens with Safin, he's cooler than us, admit it, no need to be a pussy about it."

by The Big Sheikh October 1, 2018

homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

by great success April 17, 2010

safenated

When something becomes less fun due to it being made safer.

This playground was much better before it was safenated.

That hydroslide has been safenated

by chumparoo December 21, 2010

Salient Spriggets

The leader of the army of small adorable bunny people (Asura) who sole goal in life is to recruit other bunny people and exterminate the tall population. Humans, Norns, Chars, Pumpkins (plant people) are inferior and must be put to rest not for him, but for their own good. Our lord and savior Bunny Hitler will bring Smalls to the promise lands and will not stop till all Talls are eradicated. Not all Smalls will make it. Even though they are part of the master race some have the putrid ugly and most be put down. The Uglys tarnish the look of the Smalls and make them lower as a race. The Talls & Uglys that except their impurities and devote their life to the cause can live long enough to see the paradise at the end of the War. Spriggets is more than just a bunny person he is the messenger of God ascending pass all other and doing the work bestowed upon him. You should praise him anytime you see him for he is doing what other lack the power to do.

ALL HAILL SALIENT SPRIGGETS!!!! HITLER TO THE TALL!!!! BELOVED KING OF THE BUNNY NATION!!!!!!

by xFioraMaster19 October 12, 2018

Satiene

The hottest asian that ever lived. She is beautiful and is crazy af. She still acts like a child.

"Wow, have you seen that hot Satiene over there. She's asian."
"Ya, she acts like a 7 year old."

by Sexy mexy little cuban October 26, 2018