Saffron Walden

Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people.

All respect goes to those random old people.

Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:

The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.

Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?

For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D

Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?

Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....

by Freddos R Better When Cheaper February 28, 2011

saffing

Acronym meaning the state of mind that goes along with wearing shorts and flip flops (i.e. acronym is for Shorts And Flip Flops). It's a state of happiness, of being free, a relaxed state of mind. One in which you walk slowly because you're in no rush to get anywhere, and the air around you is comfortable. It is completely understandable for one's goal in life to be saffing for as high a percentage of time as possible.

"So what are you up to?"
"Just saffing down on the boardwalk, checking out the waves. Man I love summer."

by goldenbear26 February 3, 2010

Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.

"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."

by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021

Safford

A mormon-filled area of Arizona where many new STDs are created

After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.

by Grizzlies January 15, 2009

Saffron barker

A “youtuber” with a personality as fake as her hair colour. Likes to roll her eyes a lot and LAVSSS to be one fake bitch teehee

Oh is that saffron barker nahh it’s just an insect

by Tanishaaaaaa January 12, 2019

Safron

Safron is a girl who flares her nostrils as far as possible, and sits in the mosty awkward positions! She loves cats, especially those called Jack, and never goes to the gym with her sister!

Sister: "Safron come to the gym with me"

safron: "no"

by Clomo1 December 11, 2010

Saffron

To delete or get rid of everything at once. Maybe half or all. Doesn’t matter. It’s like Thanos.

“Sorry, but I’m gonna have to saffron our relationship. It’s not been working out.”

by nizmouwu June 19, 2019