A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.
"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"
by johndoeaa October 19, 2009
Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.
CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."
Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
by Colonel Krackin April 28, 2009
Pretty much what teenagers now flip out about whenever somebody cough, sneeze, have a snotty nose, a little stomach cramp, etc. It could be hay fever or food poisoning or just for running in track too hard.
Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?
Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?
*somebody coughs because of a tickle in the throat or something*
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!
by shawty lg 23 May 09, 2009
They said that the day a black man would become president is when pigs fly. 100 days into Obama's presidency swine flu
by tall g May 03, 2009
by Benjixx April 27, 2009
a disease that may kill the entire earth and it's all thanks to some horny mexican gringo having anal sex with a dirty pot-belly.
el nombre: 'hey el guapo, that pig's checkin me out'
el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'
el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'
el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
by CHchainsaw May 02, 2009
Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection have been identified in the United States. Human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) virus infection also have been identified internationally. The current U.S. case count is provided below.
An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.
CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.
CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and respiratory protection devices to help states respond to the outbreak. Laboratory testing has found the swine influenza A (H1N1) virus susceptible to the prescription antiviral drugs oseltamivir and zanamivir. This is a rapidly evolving situation and CDC will provide updated guidance and new information as it becomes available.
-From CDC.gov
An investigation and response effort surrounding the outbreak of swine flu is ongoing.
CDC is working very closely with officials in states where human cases of swine influenza A (H1N1) have been identified, as well as with health officials in Mexico, Canada and the World Health Organization. This includes deploying staff domestically and internationally to provide guidance and technical support.
CDC activated its Emergency Operations Center to coordinate the agency's response to this emerging health threat and yesterday the Secretary of the Department Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, declared a public health emergency in the United States. This will allow funds to be released to support the public health response. CDC's goals during this public health emergency are to reduce transmission and illness severity, and provide information to assist health care providers, public health officials and the public in addressing the challenges posed by this newly identified influenza virus. To this end, CDC has issued a number of interim guidance documents in the past 24 hours. In addition, CDC's Division of the Strategic National Stockpile (SNS) is releasing one-quarter of its antiviral drugs, personal protective equipment, and respiratory protection devices to help states respond to the outbreak. Laboratory testing has found the swine influenza A (H1N1) virus susceptible to the prescription antiviral drugs oseltamivir and zanamivir. This is a rapidly evolving situation and CDC will provide updated guidance and new information as it becomes available.
-From CDC.gov
by Ichigostrawberry April 27, 2009