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Shwatsonlock

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.
I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!
by Chikan666 March 13, 2011
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Shatsturbation

When you masturbate while shitting, so both explode at the same time.
After last nights shatsturbation, I thought I could die happy. It was pure bliss.
by prosperoust February 4, 2009
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feet seats

The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.
Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!
by Itsmelo760 November 16, 2013
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Swagstop

(v):

when one is walking and stops in a halt to assess his or her swag and then proceeds with confidence that his or her swagger is still in tact.
"Yo, this girl was checkin' me out when i swagstopped on my way to class".

*stops*
"damn man, what was that about?"
*nothin' man, i was just swagstoppin'."
by rezaology October 23, 2010
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Punched and put in the slats

If something gets punched and put in the slats it gets killed and strung up in the slatted house. When cows go to the slaughter house they get punched and put in the slats.

The punch comes from a cattle gun. Seen in the film "No country for old men".
Person A: He/She is at it again.
Person B: They should be punched and put in the slats.
by Kublai Khan Says February 8, 2018
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Swagstar

An individual who possesses tremendous Swag. Usually more so than a person wit normal swag.
Yo son u see dat kid wit da Blue Jays fitted ? He a swagstar !
by Swagstar April 20, 2009
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Satsnake

A phallus like object which resides in the moist caverns of Sathyan's (Dr. Sathyan Balajee M.B.B.S.) pelvic region. It must be at least 3 feet in length and also be pretty brown.

The owner will also be known as the tripod due to the presence of the third leg. Possession of the Satsnake leads to excess coughing and dyspnoea if insulted in a sexual manner.

Alternatives include the Satsnatch
"I've tucked the Satsnake into my socks today"

"It's time to feed the Satsnake now"

"Once you go Sat, you never go back"
by kmeeran October 29, 2009
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