surfer

surfing isnt a sport its a way of life. and fukheads who think theyr surfers cos theyv got a pricy bord need 2 try gettin up at 5 30 to catch 7 ft waves. for any1 who wants 2 no the ranks go stant up surfers, knee borders, then ya got ur dick dragers or body boards even there higher than the posers.

surfer
poser talk: this is narly dude.
his mate: totaly man
bull shit we dnt tlk like this

by afford October 31, 2007

surfer

The ART of balancin on a highly expensive and highly damagable (fukin dings i h8 em) piece of fiber glass.
Not just wearin the cloths cloths r 4 posers wots rong wit the wife bashin singlet from target huh $6 can get ya a long way.
Not wearin the cloths, then callin yaself a surfer.
Blue crush was the biggest shame to the surfin culture ever. (FUCK U)

that woz keggin bazzas
no skool 4 me im goin 4 a surf

by talis May 17, 2004

Surfer

Someone who love surfing and does it cause its fun. they dont say dumb shit like gnarly or radical (but u mite hear radical if they're talking about board shapes in a technical way) they just love having fun surfing. Just because you wear billabong or quiksilver doesnt make u a surfer( even though some surfers may wear those types of clothes) and u dont have to be tan with long blonde hair ( look at some of the ASP surfers and you will see what i mean )actually real surfers might be whiter than posers because theyre in their wetsuits all day. almost no surfers get high or get drunk all the time because its really hard to surf hungover.

poser: yo wats upp brahh lets go ride some gnarly waves with my radical board

surfer: hey lets go surf

by surfintr May 6, 2009

Surfer

to buy one gram of a drug mostly weed

Yo, let me get 2 surfers, for 15 foot waves.

by Gee19 June 9, 2009

Surfer

A stereotypical low class doobie smoking pothead.

That surfer is pretty good shaka pipeline.

by __pseudonym__ October 8, 2020

Surfer

Rapist

I am a registered surfer.

by Bigsurferguy21 December 12, 2022

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021