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Angry russian Suffocating Hell Slap

where​ you take a girl by her pussy​ lips,​ sqeez​e em toget​her with a pair of vice grips​,​ hold her off the groun​d by her hair and a piece​ of rope,​ shove​ a sword​ down her throa​t and say " what would​ you do for a klond​ike bar bitch​!​"​
Man, I gave sally an angry russian suffocating hell slap and i have never heard her scream so loud since.
by anonymous47937987394875 October 29, 2008
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Stuffocation

Bob: Last night I was getting a BJ and the girl started stuffocating.

John: Ya, I went back to my room with that girl from the club last night and stuffocated her.

Dave: I called 911 so she didn't die of stuffocation
by Rubisco August 16, 2012
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nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.
An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.
by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018
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Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.
Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night
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suckocation

the action of becoming unconscious while engaging in oral sex with a male because of the inability to maintain adequate oxygen flow.
I almost suckocated last night with this black guy I met at the bar.

The obituary states that Mrs. Olderman died of suckocation last night at the church where her husband preaches.

In CPR class I learned to immediately check for a pulse when I suspect someone has become victim to suckocation.
by PandorasEden August 19, 2011
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suffocating banana

When you are eating a banana and some gets stuck in your throat making you feel like you are suffocating.
1.Shouting 'Suffocating Banana' when some banana gets stuck in your throat
2.That was a suffocating banana!
by LouiseTheCheese July 4, 2007
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stuffocating

Total lack of brain function due to feeling stuffy, suffocated or simply nauseated at the same time. Around a place / around people / situations / weirdos / office meetings etc
that meeting with the boss was totally 'stuffocating'
by rspice May 17, 2011
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