Sucks Battery 

When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...

Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'

Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'

Sucks Battery by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012

Sucks on ice

A phrase used to describe something thats sucks more than the average level of suckiness.

Person 1: Oh no! my sister replaced all the songs on my ipod with Hannah Montana and Taylor Swift.

Person 2: Ouch, that sucks on ice.

Sucks on ice by funsized95 March 18, 2010

Sucks hairy balls 

When something majorly sucks.

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.

Sucks hairy balls by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009

sucks donkey balls 

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

sucks donkey balls by ThatGirl79 December 7, 2013

sucks to your assmar 

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

sucks to your assmar by juliuserving July 7, 2011

sucks big one 

It's pretty bad.

Integration of StarTeam with Delphi 8 sucks big one.

sucks big one by TObject May 28, 2004

Sucks Monkeys Balls 

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

Sucks Monkeys Balls by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010