Subtle porn

A new name for child porn that is helping perverts avoid the law.

Hey fred, now that youre out of jail let us watch some subtle porn.

by IAMTHELAW Citizen Bacon January 18, 2010

subtle knife

the subtle knife is used to cut the cheese. cutting the cheese is to crack one off.

'i bet he's looking for the subtle knife'
=
'i bet he's gone for a wank'

by Blacknose January 10, 2005

subtle asian leftovers

A spinoff of Subtle Asian Traits that began as a smaller group with the aim of hosting civil and insightful discussions about life and identity, but then like most other growing internet forums, was overtaken by a shitshow of kids pretending to be adults. Aside from the rare minority of members who are still genuinely eager to talk and make connections, there are primarily 2 remaining groups:

1. Bored frequenters who try to keep the group alive with cringy repetitive icebreakers and memes. Truly profound shit like, "Oh everyday I herpderp because blahblahderp. What are some examples of derpaderp that you all herpaderpderp?" They could post this crap anywhere else on the internet and generate the same dumb "dialogue," but they need the comfort of keeping their spam within a predominantly Asian forum.

2. SJWs who need an outlet/safe space to flex their wokeness. These are the worst of the worst. They'll express the need for respecting Asians and women and etc, while simultaneously whining about other races and men and etc. They'll lecture everyone about decency and respect, but throw all manner of shade at anyone who has a different perspective (or maybe even fails to word a post up to PC standards). They'll preach about empowerment, but the second you start to question their victimhood or contradict their outrage, it's game over man.

"Bro, I just discovered Subtle Asian Leftovers today."
"What'd you think?"
"It's depressing af."

by babyfarkmcgeezax September 10, 2019

Subtle Muscle

Another term for a small, limp, useless john

My ex boyfriend had a really 'subtle muscle' which is why I left him

or

Older men can sometimes suffer with 'subtle muscle'

by Daxine November 25, 2009

subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"

andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

by blahblahblahblahblahbla June 28, 2010

Subtle Truth

The sadness is still among us,
Terrorizing us and that is why this topic is still up for discussion, Racism is a monster,
Blows up our society like a rocket launcher,
People hear the 'N' and wanna kill them at the alter,
But we need to understand that the Ku Klux Klan wants us hung like pigs at the slaughter,
If you my skin or any other skin color besides white I don't know how you deal,

To mask what is actually real,
To go on along ignorantly,

As other races belittle you and get in ya feels,
Because now it's a reoccurring thing that is natural,
It's become so accurately cultural,
But I'm told to stay punctual,
Fuck that, can you hear me? I'll ask again can you hear me?

closing verse
Nobody wants to listen,
My flow needs some touch ups but meanings still glistens,

I try to spread the truth and give you more knowledge,
Because when you look on FOX and CNN only Asians and whites going to college,
Damn...

Yo have you experienced the subtle truth?

by The United Ones May 20, 2016

Subtle Pickle

When you spoon your partner with a half chub.

Rhonda could feel Tim's Subtle Pickle against her back.

by TeePain July 1, 2017