strawberries.cgd

The best most amazing human being in the world

My crush is Strawberries.cgd.

by Aesthetic.quotez01 October 28, 2021

Going Strawberries

Expression used by Christopher when his wonderful girlfriend Ella starts to blush.

Haha, so telling you "you're amazing" has you going strawberries huh?

by Username_Nobody_1 May 1, 2019

mexican strawberries

South Texas slang for beans.

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!

by oldschoolio June 12, 2007

The Strawberries are Ripe

A hot or attractive male.

Oh my goodness the strawberries are ripe over there.

by Jazzyberry May 22, 2020

Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

ripe strawberries

During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible

Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.

by Tojasok March 26, 2008