Sloppy Sunday

When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.

Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!

by SlopNChop August 6, 2017

Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.

Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.

by rightlane February 28, 2016

Sloppy toppy

When a girl is sucking
And then she drools on the dick
Yerrr

Ayo You seen Samantha that bitch gave me a sloppy toppy

by Xxx_xxxi March 7, 2018

sloppy head

A blowjob with a lot of saliva.

My girlfriend gives me sloppy head everyday.

by Carlinhos April 22, 2017

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Sloppy Bitch

A child-eating fucker who comes back every 27 years.

Has also lots of red balloons?

Richie: “Hey Fuckface ! You wanna play truth or dare? Here’s a truth you’re a SLOPPY BITCH!”

by toziervibes October 14, 2019

sloppy mommie

A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.

"You had unprotected sex with that sloppy mommie? HA HA get ready to pay child support, idiot.

by running out of patience January 5, 2008