stalia

Stalia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to relationship between the characters Stiles and Malia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf

Stiles + Malia: stalia

Girl 1: Do you know what Stiles and Malia ship names is?

Girl 2: It's Stalia everyone knows that

by next sobre July 22, 2016

staleBro

noun: a bro of whom you have not associated with for a while,

General Sao: Yo we rounding the homies and hittin the club tonight dradle?
Dradle: Yeah but I dont know about gil, he's been a staleBro ever since I stole his car.

by hillwouston March 18, 2011

stale porn

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it

Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn

by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014

Stale Wind

A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.

Hey Rob! Catch a waft of this stale wind!

by HombredLizard7 October 4, 2016

Stale tortilla vibes

The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.

"Yo man, that homework last night was giving me serious stale tortilla vibes."

by vibes69 December 5, 2019

Horizontal stalactite

Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.

What is that under your desk Jimmy?
Oh that's just my horizontal stalactite Mum.

by GDSS October 20, 2008

Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.

Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.

by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009