*Black girl hits a white man.*
Black Girl: Get the fuck off my counter you stupid nigga!
*hits back*
White Guy: Stop hitting me nigga!
The World: You're the devil and a racist mysgonist! Go to hell you creep!
White Guy: Thank you double standards, for ruining the world.
Black Girl: Get the fuck off my counter you stupid nigga!
*hits back*
White Guy: Stop hitting me nigga!
The World: You're the devil and a racist mysgonist! Go to hell you creep!
White Guy: Thank you double standards, for ruining the world.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 July 11, 2020
Get the Double standards mug.A person who demands an extremely specific person to be their lover. It is usually very hard for someone with High Standards to meet a compatible person, but if all standards are met, she is a keeper.
"Ugh, I hate my love life."
"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."
"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."
"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."
"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."
by unoriginalUmbrella November 1, 2019
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You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!
by FegelFatso September 15, 2021
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2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".
3. synonym for inexistence
4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".
3. synonym for inexistence
4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
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Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.
My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
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Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.
My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
by whatsitooyah April 28, 2014
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