bum shroom

Used to insult a person. Refers to someone who would try to consume magic mushrooms through their anus, usually because they are retarded.

Rennie : wtf is a bum shroom?!

joanne says: i dont know : (

Rennie says: ud have to be on shrooms to think that was a real thing

joanne says: but i like it actually ! i just invented a legendary insult "here you ya fuckin bum shroom!"

by tripper1988 March 30, 2010

scrool

fanfictionspeak.

When you hear or see something squee-worthy and want to scream, yet either embarrassment or immense self-control helps you resist the urge, resulting in a lust-induced drool.

Every time Angel hears Orlando Bloom's name, she promptly scrools.

by oemgeejacksonsforme January 18, 2010

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Scrooge McDuck Paper

Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.

Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.

by D-Bruch November 6, 2006

Scroob

A "Scroob" is both a "scrub" and a "noob". A "scroob" is someone who is obnoxious, annoying, loud, cheap and a novice. It is a term used to define people who are acting out of their normal character and behaving in a mischievous manner.

Narani, quit acting like a "scroob".

That guy has never played this game before and he's raging, what a "scroob"!

by LegaiAA January 26, 2014

sprooter

An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness

Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter

by keeeeeman August 9, 2016

sprooting

Rooting while spooning

I was late for work because I had been sprooting all morning.

by StillyStillwell January 11, 2009