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Bruce Springsteen

"on this coin is a picture of the Bruce"
"The what?"
"The Bruce"
"eh?"
"The Bruce Springsteen..."
"...."
"The Queen!"
"oh."
by funktrap February 9, 2009
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Bruce Springsteen

Bruce Springsteen is the most talented amazing singer and I love him so much !!
He is also really hot!
His songs are amazing and I love how he can write about something that he has never done. The book born to run is my fave book and I love the river,prove it all night,racing in the street,I LOVE ALL OF THEM!
LOL!and I'm 15!
My dream is to meet him because he is so amazing so don't be a hater!!
ILUVBRUCE!😍👍🏻
I LOVE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! 😍

He is so handsome!!! 😍
by Ilovebrucespringsteen! July 2, 2019
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duece springsteen

by airman_man July 16, 2009
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super springsteen

see also springsteen, like a springsteen but much more super, a joint in other words.
"dude, it's your turn to make a super springsteen"
by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004
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Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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Bruce Springsteen

A very popular singer-songwriter from NJ his music is very good but is well known for his outspoken left-leaning politics which is ironic because his audience mostly consists of white conservative middle-aged dads from his home state NJ
I love Bruce Springsteen so much but he wont shut the fuck up about his politics
by nymfan March 7, 2024
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Springstession

"My Springstession is getting out of control! I was thinking about him all through English class!"
by Pirate Erin December 17, 2008
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