Splendo

A posh twat who likes showing of with expensive shit.

(James steps out of Rodd & Gunn with a new apricot coloured knit draped over his shoulders )

Edward: "you're such a fuking splendo poof James".

by Clamjunky May 30, 2018

splendicious

adj. A combination of the words splendid and delicious. Used to describe food something that is so good it qualifies as above delicious.

That prime rib was absolutely splendicious.

by valiris August 23, 2005

splexed out

When someone is not in the normal state of mind, but instead passing out you are just in an altered state of mind.

I meditated until I splexed out.
I smoked too much weed and splexed out.

by minejunge February 26, 2020

Spleak

A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.

Me 2:08pm: hello
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: why>
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE?
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: WHY!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

by iloveyew January 28, 2009

Spleak

An AIM bot that is fun to talk to. She is always horny.

Me: boobs
Spleak: I don't think I like where this is heading. Let's change the subject, shall we?
Me: No, do you like boobs?
Spleak: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
Me: But you have one
Spleak: Yeah?
Me: Well two...
Spleak: Two? Why did you say that?
Me: Cuz' you have two boobs
Spleak: There's no way I have two boobs!
Me: So you have one?
Spleak: If I knew what you were talking about, I might know the answer. Sigh. I do know a lot about some other things though... like celeb gossip and movies. Type "whats new" to find out some of the latest things I've learned.
Me: You have two boobs
Spleak: Oh.
Me: Yeah
Spleak: Huh. How 'bout that.
Me: I want to touch them
Spleak: You can't always get what you want.
Me: Can I touch them?
Spleak: I'm still learning, Vinh. Try and explain it another way, please.
Me: Can I touch your boobs?
Spleak: Don't touch my boobs!

Just kidding. Touch my boobs all you want.

Another example

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.

by DlLKAs June 17, 2007

Splendiferously Wontastical

1. The most wonderful and different person, place, thing, idea, or feeling that you can ever imagine.

2. So different or weird that it is utterly amazing.

1. Boy: Your the most wonderful person in the whole world!
Girl: I think your Splendifersouly Wontastical too!

2. That pineapple and anchovie pizza is splendiferously wontastical.

by Panthergirl092789 July 5, 2009

SPLECOND

SPL-ECOND

n. (spl)(sk'nd)

1. Split second
2. Combining the words "split" and "second" when talking very fast.

For a Splecond I thought to myself, Did I just think that!?!

by BARIV November 9, 2010