Spiderwebs

long time unused vagina

Guy: When was the last time you had sex?
Girl: ummm, long time ago...
Guy: I bet you have spiderwebs!

by sweatymexi December 8, 2014

Spiderweb

The opposite of crop dusting. When someone walks into your fart. People normally react as if they had just walked into a previously unseen spider web.

Jesus dude that's gross, I just walked into your spiderweb. Did you have broccoli?

by Insanemaestro May 14, 2016

Spiderweb

A spiderweb is basically a really really old, stinky pussy

Esmerelda: My son called me a spiderweb, what does that mean?

P Diddy: Yo it means your pussy is really old

by samm...y May 17, 2006

Spiderwebbing

When post ejaculation leakage forms thin sticky webs from tip of penis to groin, never letting go, never disconnecting.

OMG, Jenny, after participating in sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, I saw him Spiderwebbing, I felt like I was in Charlotte’s Web.

by Junith_1 June 12, 2018

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

SpiderWebbed

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles

Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up

by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021

spiderwebb

A dude that watches anime and cries at night because his dick is so small it actually goes into his body. So much so that he can use female toys

lol ur acting like spiderwebb
damn nearly as small as spiderwebb

by greatgiant19 August 17, 2022