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I like spending time with you

I dont have crush on you so stop dreaming about me pls
Thanks!
by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022
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sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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Freedom Speeding

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.
"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011
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This is sending me

When one person says something super funny. Used as a response.
by Newnon April 21, 2019
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Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
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sending a passport pic

when someone randomly sends you his/her passport without context and asks for your opinion about it. This is a sign of friendzoning
omg this guy is sending a passport pic, I’m heartbroken, I didn’t expect it this soon!
by sil23456789 January 3, 2021
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sending me

sending me is the equivalent to “im screaming” or “i literally cant”. its basically when something that has little to no humor in it but you somehow manage to laugh at it
the picture of pete davidson walking on the streets after ariana grande kicked him out is SENDING ME”
by missxokunt November 19, 2018
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