African Speedway

When a guy defecates on a girls back and then cum all over it and then rolls it down with a rolling pin

I had too much Taco Bell I might have to give you an African Speedway.

by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025

African Speedway

It is the act of taking a dump on a girls back, then coming on it and then matting it down with a rolling pin

Honey, that Taco Bell isn’t sitting well with my stomach can I give you an African Speedway?

by The boom boom clapper October 4, 2025

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

Speedwagon

An honest and pure street thug turned rich businessman who spent his whole life dedicated to a guy and his descendants just because he didn't kick him in the face as hard as he could have (though he may also have been in love with him)

Even Speedwagon is afraid!!!

by Varkarrus February 14, 2017

Speedwagon

Best waifu in the jojo universe. He has a dope hat and a multimillion dollar company.

Everyone: omg! Speedwagon-sama is so kawaii!!!!

by Deton8 July 9, 2019

spEEDwaGoooon

Something you say when you are Stroheim and you just say "SpeeeedwagOOOnnnn" For no reason with a mocking tone.

"spEEDwaGoooon"

by KjIoRtSaTrEoNWRYYY November 2, 2019

Speedwagon

To gain confidence of another trying to encourage you.

“Jojo I’ll speedwagon you until you achieve victory!”

by Joseph Joestar best April 2, 2019