by Spear Yourself August 19, 2006
A famliy from louisiana, all inbred idiots, who dont diserve what they have. they ruin there lives by doing dumb shit like its some kind of promotional stunt and eventually drive themselves to insanity.
by Macey Little March 15, 2008
by the joke guys January 10, 2016
The ultimate move of moves, Like a tackle but 100 billion % Better!!!!!! This move can solve world hunger,
Also the most holiest moves of Woot
As used by Ringo, Sir Crips and him( Yeahyou know who.. that dude with the Face), Sir Calum of The Brotherhood of the Woot
Also the most holiest moves of Woot
As used by Ringo, Sir Crips and him( Yeahyou know who.. that dude with the Face), Sir Calum of The Brotherhood of the Woot
by Ringo March 07, 2005
by chaber October 15, 2006
Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2022
Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.
by Digweed Academy May 19, 2009