Smolleting

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.

"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"

by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019

Small Doses

When you like someone or something to a point, but after a little while it starts to get on your nerves and continued exposure makes you feel like biting a steel rod in two.

Lady GaGa is a guilty pleasure of mine, but I can only take her in small doses.

by SirJigglesAlot November 13, 2011

Small glass Jar

An object that I've shoved up my arse

"bro what are you doing with that small glass jar.. OH NO BRO"

by Jinxies October 16, 2020

Smollet

The action or crime of making a false spoken statement or report

Jussie was convicted of reporting a smollet

by Fred Derf February 21, 2019

Smollett

someone whom lies a lot

Have you ever seen such a liar, just like a Smollett wannabe
Such a Hairy Lemon

by ozelement February 23, 2019

Smolletted

When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.

She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it

by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019

Jussie Smollett

One who stages a scenario in order to gain either positive recognition and/or sympathy, usually at the expense of anyone but themselves and/or their friends. See also Jussie Smolletted.

Yo, that dude got an award for his work on the case and we all got reprimanded. He didn’t do shit.

What can we say? He Jussie Smolletted us.

They’re letting you go? You gotta Jussie Smollett them.

by Bide_01 February 20, 2019