Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

smirnoffed

1) Drunk as hell. 2) Shit-faced. 3) Highly inebriated, especially off of Smirnoff vodka.

Me and my boy, Gianni, got smirnoffed as hell before we went to the club.

by omegacerebro October 21, 2008

Smirnadorfing

sticking a snow cone in ones asshole while making faces and speaking jibberish.

"Man, did you see Nate at the ballgame"? "He took that mans snow cone and started Smirnadorfing in his wife's face.

by Cockamamie May 15, 2015

Slippery Smirk

Face fucking a female with a big mouth full of jell-o. Flavors are decided upon aquired taste and should be experimented thoroughly.(different flavours add for different textures)

"Hadley man, i pulled the first slippery smirk and she loved it, gave her what she needed to top off her jell-o too".

by Dirty Double D March 7, 2007

arya smirk

The cheek of doing something so unexpected yet so evil it catches everyone off guard

I just bombed the white house arya smirk

by Ulting December 20, 2021

smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

by jimbo February 6, 2003

smirk

a smile that finds something funny, not necessarily in a scornful way.

Kate found the situation entirely amusing, apparent by the slight smirk on her face, which was really just a display of her enjoyment of the moment.

by booyaha April 14, 2014